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Jock and the Cowstalk
[For easier reading, engage both the aA and Pilcrow (¶) symbols at the top right of the story.]
Once upon a time there was a boy called Jock who lived with his mother on a beanfarm, where they grew all sorts of beans except the broad ones. The farm was leased from the local king, for whom Jock's father had worked for many years until he died unexpectedly at the age of forty-one, after an accident involving a bicycle, a bucket and a bayonet … but that's not really important.
Jock had always wanted to be friends with the king's son, but although the prince thought Jock was quite spiffy, his father was really stuck up and wouldn't hear of the two boys playing together, so that was that.
One day in late summer, after their crop had ripened under a warm, cloudless sky, Jock's mother sent him out to harvest the beans and take them into town, to market. Jock being a handsome, well-set young man nearly two metres tall and built like a bulldozer, found the reaping easy and in no time
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Probe - oh no.
I woke up with a 'what was that!' jerk, realising it had just been a dream, but this time, a useful one, because crazy though it had been, it'd given me a clue about the case I was working on. I was staying in this haunted house see, with six or seven other people and a couple of staff. We'd been trapped by the raging blizzard outside, all of us scared to death because one of us was a murderer.
I got dressed as quick as I could, because it was cold enough to freeze the knackers off a brass monkey. I knew this from the little statue of the three wise monkeys on my mantelpiece, with their paws over their mouth, eyes and ears. I'd examined it closely and none of them had any knackers.
I'd only reached the castle yesterday night, having been delayed by the death of the pilot who was flying the jet I was traveling on. Apparently, he'd been one of the sixteen people who'd eaten the fish. They'd all died too of course, but at the time they weren't really important. I'd reluctantly held up my
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Anniversary
An eye, brimful, on a dusty road 'neath scudding clouds,
but no figure crests the hill.
A rose, long dead, rusted petals on the telegram,
its edges black, it lies there still.
She'd had no need to open it,
for she knew its message in her heart.
This day, that day, e'er the same,
yet so many years apart.
A sound; she turns and wipes away the tears,
Her handsome boy, fatherless these eleven years,
And she smiles, as his son banishes her fears.
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I have only one issue with spelling - I realise 'plow' is the US spelling, but ugh! - for worldwide consumption, it should really be 'p...


Clever and striking, Mikey - I do like this - you've cut the figure well and the positioning inside the splash is pretty nigh perfect. ...

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Centauran Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course it does! :hug:
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marthig Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconaawplz: :dance:
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marthig Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Believe it or not this is your very belated Birthday gift. At least that was my intention by the end of April but was not happy with what I got by then, I kept fiddling and fiddling and this is the best so far. I truly love those two :D hope you will like my representation of them.
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Centauran Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It's absolutely delightful and the first thing I saw when I woke up. Thank you so much!

I do hope you'll let me use it as the preview image for the dA chapters!

:hug:
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marthig Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I would be so honoured Tango !! The best assurance that you did like it. :glomp: I am so happy that you liked it :dance: :iconwarmfuzzyattackplz:
So yes definitely you may use it :D :iconbeatingheartplz:
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Centauran Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
In that case, I so shall!
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niXiecHaN Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Um ... yes indeed!
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niXiecHaN Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
^^

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RainySkyz Featured By Owner May 3, 2011   Writer
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:iconpink-bplz::iconblue-dplz::iconalphabetars::iconblue-yplz::iconpink-exclamationmark:
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:iconbearplz::iconbeerday1-plz::iconbeerday2-plz::iconcookieplz1::iconbearplz:
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!
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time-warrior Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
Happy Birthday! :w00t:

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Hope you have a good one! :D

TW
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you my sweet - and I did too!
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marthig Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: Dear Tango !!!
I know I am late, though it's 5:54 pm of May 3rd in my part of the world, but here I bring lotsa hugs for you ... and some goodies below too :nod:

:iconaawplz::iconhug1plz::tighthug::icondoublehugplz::icondragonhugplz:

:iconsomeconfettiplz::iconcakechocplz::iconcaekplz::iconcakecookieplz::iconcakelickplz::iconcakepinkplz::iconchocoplz::iconcookiecakeplz::iconcookienomplz::iconcupcakeloveplz::iconcupcakesplz::iconflamingpancakes::iconthecakeisalieplz::iconhappybirthdayplz: ... and of course you will need some :iconchampagneplz:
All the best in your day and "lotsa"
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooooh! Now I'm all fat ... but I was before, too!
Thank you!
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marthig Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You are most welcome dear Tango, hope you've had a nice day and enjoyed many goodies. :glomp:
BTW the cakes I sent you are absolutely calories free :thumbsup: Trust me :nod:
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I did, though the Mexican restaurant could've been better. Still, we went back home and got shitfaced!
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Ann-McLaren Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday
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Centauran Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you my dear!
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Ann-McLaren Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome:tighthug:
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